Men explain things to me, and to other women, whether or not they know what...– Men who explain things - Los Angeles Times (via noreimerreason)
I can explain myself: If you want to be safe, walk in the middle of the street....– Emilie Autumn (via comicism)
If you go home with someone, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em.– John Waters (via jaredgeller) (via catsolen)
New blog post! Herbal Wonders IV http://riverflowhomeopathy.com/?p=75
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.– The Man in Black, PRINCESS BRIDE (via hitrecordjoe) -one of my favourite novels and movies of all time.
Open Letters II
Dear Impending Thunder Storm; I appreciate you holding your tides while biking to my destination. It was really wonderful to arrive at work not soaked, if a little winded from your winds. Many thanks, Emily Dear Man Playing the Ukelele on Parliament Street; You personify everything that is awesome in the universe. You are my hero. Keep on rocking in the free world. Probably your biggest fan, Emily...
Open Letters I
Dear Situations Over Which I have No Control; I thought I had done a good job of letting you go, then you went and fucked with me. It’s on. Sincerely, Emily Dear Men Who Think It’s Appropriate to Cat-Call Women on Bicycles at 11:30pm on a Weeknight; It isn’t. Disregards, Emily Dear Men Who Honk at Women Walking Along the Sidewalk at 11:45pm on a Weeknight; Stop it. Honestly,...