Open Letters II
Dear Impending Thunder Storm; I appreciate you holding your tides while biking to my destination. It was really wonderful to arrive at work not soaked, if a little winded from your winds. Many thanks, Emily Dear Man Playing the Ukelele on Parliament Street; You personify everything that is awesome in the universe. You are my hero. Keep on rocking in the free world. Probably your biggest fan, Emily...
Open Letters I
Dear Situations Over Which I have No Control; I thought I had done a good job of letting you go, then you went and fucked with me. It’s on. Sincerely, Emily Dear Men Who Think It’s Appropriate to Cat-Call Women on Bicycles at 11:30pm on a Weeknight; It isn’t. Disregards, Emily Dear Men Who Honk at Women Walking Along the Sidewalk at 11:45pm on a Weeknight; Stop it. Honestly,...